Its a known fact that vikings are 127% more kickass than both Ninjas & Cowboys!

To celebrate the vikings epicness, general awesomeness & that they discovered Vineland (aka Merika) there will be a Fest - Where we will do what vikings do best: Eat bacon, laugh & cheer loudly!

So how do you know if you qualify as a viking for this Fest?
well if you can cross off one of these:

1. You have (some obscure kind of) scandinavian heritage "i used to know someone" counts.
2. From Minnesoooota / Greenbay ... up there where its nice & cold (were not sure about canadian, cause of their politeness)
3. You speak with a funny accent
4. you know what the Swedish Chef actually says & don't get why its funny!
5. You are a man with a full beard (or hope to get one)
6. You are a Skoldmø (thats a kick ass woman that fights along side the men cause viking women are just ass badass as the men)
7. Thinks Vikings are sexy in a fearsome way (not a cute way)
8. You have a need to eat bacon & Drink a little bit to much
9. You can use days to insult your fellow Dane, Swede, Norweigian & Icelandic
10. You like salty nasty licorice that makes lesser men & women cry
11, You like to attack the code head on
12 You dream of an issue queue where all the talking is exchanged with a Holmgang

Yes This is a silly excuse for those of us from Scandinaviam friends + whomever else wanna join in with us to eat too much meat & drink like were in Valhalla